Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Princess Shimmy Does It Her Way


Princess Shimmy demands complete obedience from those who are fortunate enough to serve Her. Princess molds Her slaves into whatever She wants them to be. Slaves with particular notions or fantasies they expect to be catered to by Princess are in for a very rude awakening. We are here for the benefit of Princess Shimmy, NOT the other way around. For example, I have recently grown my hair long, and today Princess announced that it is to be cut short. Whenever Princess issues a command, often punctuated by the famous trademark "snap! snap!" of Her fingers, that command is to be obeyed without question. Know your place! Obey your Princess!

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