Sunday, July 26, 2009

I love Princess Shimmy


Princess Shimmy is a strict Ruler, but She is also a fair Ruler when it comes to Her slaves. If you treat Her with the loyalty and devotion that She deserves, you will be justly rewarded. In the past I was known as Princess Shimmy's "turd nugget", but after applying considerably more time and energy to properly serving Her, I have been upgraded to Her "useful bitch" (sometimes known as Her “useful turd”). Naturally I am honored and thrilled with my new designation.

More good news came today when Princess Shimmy informed me that She just received the pink babydoll nightie that I recently purchased for Her, and that She was quite pleased with it. Of course I profusely thanked Her for allowing me the privilege of serving Her by adding to Her already astounding collection of Shimmylicious lingerie.

Serving Princess Shimmy and becoming one of the many Shimmyfans in her World of Shimmylicious Delights has given me a new sense of happiness and contentment. Princess Shimmy is wonderful.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Corner Time for Princess Shimmy


Princess Shimmy does not tolerate any backtalk from Her slaves, and sometimes doesn't tolerate any talk at all. Princess has been instructing this loser in the use of corner time, much to Her useful amusement and my discomfort and embarrassment. Corner time is a serious matter for Princess, not just a five minute affair. This loser has spent hours at a time in the corner under the watchful eye of Princess Shimmmy. How long I spend cornered and in what position completely depends on the whim of my Regal Princess. If i am lucky I might just sit facing the corner, but more often than not I am either standing or kneeling with my nose, knees and toes pressed firmly into the corner. There is no background music or TV permitted, just deafening silence that makes the hours crawl! A few nights ago I spent 2 hours and 20 minutes in the corner, was given a break, then sent back for another full hour! Princess Shimmy is not to be trifled with!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Gifts for Princess Shimmy


Princess Shimmy is a sublime beauty endowed with great class and elegance and, like any aristocrat, she enjoys and expects fine gifts from Her admirers. For instance, Princess has generously allowed this loser to buy Her a number of lingerie items for Her personal wardrobe. Princess Shimmy is already perfection from head to toe, but knows that selected pieces of lingerie can serve to further enhance and accentuate Her flawless feminine attributes. Here are just a few of the items She has kindly permitted me to purchase for Her.

A pair of black criss-cross thigh high stockings.
These wicked stockings have a touch of the Dominatrix in their design, and will look absolutely stunning on Princess Shimmy, as She possesses the sexiest, shapeliest pair of legs you will ever set eyes on.

A pink halter teddy/babydoll with matching g-string.
Princess will undoubtedly be a jaw-dropping vision in pink when attired in this sheer, sexy bedtime outfit.

A lace-up pink corset with lace trim at the top.
Princess has a classic hourglass figure guaranteed to be a curvaceous delight to behold once it is framed by this exotic pink corset that laces up in the back.

This loser wishes to express his sincere gratitude to Princess Shimmy for allowing him to buy Her these gifts. She is very generous to afford me the privilege of purchasing such intimate and sexy presents for the most gorgeous and perfect Princess of all, the wonderful Princess Shimmy!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

A Bargain Diet from Princess Shimmy

Princess Shimmy maintains complete control over Her slaves and servants, and recently decided to modify my diet for Her own benefit. In the past I have enjoyed regular trips to fast food restaurants for burgers, fries, onion rings, etc, and especially enjoy a delicious pizza on a regular basis.

No more, says Princess, as all the money spent on such selfish indulgences could be better spent serving Her, the Regal Princess Shimmy. Princess has concluded that my diet will henceforth consist primarily of ramens noodles. She will also allow me the occasional macaroni dinner and perhaps a sandwich made up of day old bread and generic brand bologna. When I suggested adding cheese to my sandwiches as well, Princess sat up and severely scolded me. "Don't be ridiculous! Cheese is much too expensive for a useless loser like you. Eat your noodles and shut up!"

After admonishing me, Princess reclined back on Her couch once more. She was wearing short shorts with Her gorgeous smooth legs crossed comfortably at the ankles as She relaxed. A fresh hot pizza had just been delivered to Her, and She leaned back and leisurely and took another bite from a thick slice, relishing the aroma and flavor while being cautious not to drop any crumbs onto Her bare, perfect legs. Licking Her full luscious lips with a flourish, Princess continued, "So, that's your diet from now on, turd, and if you spend your life on your knees eating cold 99 cent noodles from a plastic bowl to enable this Princess to enjoy a champagne and caviar life of luxury, then I would call that a bargain, wouldn't you agree, loser?" I nodded and respectfully answered, "yes Princess Shimmy". And of course She was one hundred percent correct. It is a rare privilege to serve Princess Shimmy!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Shimmylicious Delights of Princess Shimmy

Princess Shimmy is an extraordinary beauty whose magnetism and allure far exceed that of any of Her competitors. A perusal of Her currently posted you tube clips will further confirm the perfection that is Princess Shimmy.

Princess is famous for Her auctions. Best of all, each auction features photographs of Princess modeling the said items for sale. An evening spent viewing these breathtaking images is guaranteed to have you clamoring to join Her hordes of loyal fans and devotees. Take a look at Her auctions, you won't regret it. Of course, taking a look is about all this worthless loser can do, as Princess does not permit me to possess any of Her intimate lingerie or similar items. She had deemed that a useless turd such as myself does not deserve to enjoy the pleasures of Her Shimmylicious wardrobe. So I can only kneel silently and watch while Her luckiest customers take home the glorious prizes that She has generously placed up for bidding. Princess Shimmy Rules!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Poem About Princess Shimmy

PRINCESS SHIMMY SHAKES

Princess Shimmy Shakes
And devastates your day

Princess Shimmy Takes
Your money all away

Princess Shimmy Rules
Losers, wimps and fools

Princess Shimmy Demands
Your Money in Her hands

Princess Shimmy Knows
Her beauty only grows

When Sexy Shimmy Shakes
It's money that She makes

And losers have to Pay
Every single day.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Serving Princess Shimmy


Princess Shimmy is an international sensation, the finest Domme you will ever set eyes on. A stunning fair skinned beauty with a classic hourglass figure, Shimmy has no peer in the online FinDomme world. I am one of Her many online slaves and servants. Previously Princess had referred to me as "turd nugget" but recently She generously upgraded my rank to "turd", a promotion that I am grateful for. I am also grateful to Princess for allowing me to serve Her, and am starting this new blog as a tribute to Her unparalleled Superiority as a skilled trainer of worthless losers, pets, bitches and hos from around the globe. If you are an adult male who has been giving thought to serving a Financial Dominatrix, I cannot recommend Princess Shimmy highly enough. Dare to submit to Her sensual Shimmy web and you will quickly find yourself caught like the proverbial fly, and loving it!