Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Princess Shimmy: Kiss Her Ass!

Princess Shimmy in an International phenomenon who knows that her Shimmylicious charms inspire submission and adoration in losers far and wide. The Princess in pink pumps has a growing stable of slaves and devotees who gladly grovel at her glorious feet. Her assets include intelligence, wit and boundless beauty, not to mention the fact that she is stacked like a brick house! Shimmy’s classic hourglass figure is a sight to behold, if you are lucky enough to behold it. Her ass is perhaps her greatest asset, a perfect round globe of alabaster eye candy that will wilt away the last remaining vestiges of resistance among those destined for Shimmy servitude. Do you long to be her personal ass kisser? Of course! I am happy to among her horde of admiring ass-worshiping fans, and you should be to. Know your place! Serve your Princess!