Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Princess Shimmy Does It Her Way


Princess Shimmy demands complete obedience from those who are fortunate enough to serve Her. Princess molds Her slaves into whatever She wants them to be. Slaves with particular notions or fantasies they expect to be catered to by Princess are in for a very rude awakening. We are here for the benefit of Princess Shimmy, NOT the other way around. For example, I have recently grown my hair long, and today Princess announced that it is to be cut short. Whenever Princess issues a command, often punctuated by the famous trademark "snap! snap!" of Her fingers, that command is to be obeyed without question. Know your place! Obey your Princess!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Princess Shimmy: Simply the Best

Simply the best. Those three words aptly describe the sublime glory that is Princess Shimmy. She is to be served, obeyed and honored each and every day.

And don't forget to vote for Princess Shimmy each and every day. Go to Her blog (the link is at the bottom of my blog) and click on the banners She provides, and VOTE FOR PRINCESS SHIMMY. Each and every day.

There is no comparison. There is no equal. There is only one Princess Shimmy. She is...simply the best!